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Bezos

An insult for bellends, oxygen theives and bent psychopathic wealthmongers.

Bellends spend money on space frivolity rather than investing in humanity's survival.

Oxygen theives are billionaires who don't pay their fair share of tax.

Psychopaths have:

Lack of remorse or guilt
Shallow emotional response
Callousness and lack of empathy
Parasitic tendencies

Irresponsibility
A continuous demonstrative failure to accept responsibility
What a Bezos!

Oh, Elon Musk... Total Bezos!

(What you shout when someone's driving like an absolute arsehole)"Beeeeezzoooooos!!!"
(Accompanied by massive dickhead hand gesture).
by @natty_bom_batty November 26, 2021
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Benzo Bitch

An individual who’s heavily reliant on benzodiazepines
“Yeah he’s just a benzo bitch don’t pay him any attention.”
by The cent November 30, 2021
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Bezosphile

The one person usually a lazy shopoholic with no regard for community cohesion who believes Jeff Bezos and therefore Amazon has influenced the world positively.

Also see Bezosphilia , Bezosphiliac
You can tell by Karens diminishing bank account and loss of contact with the outside world that she’s a Bezosphile .
by Caminista January 3, 2022
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Bezos

The combination of the terms Bitches and Hoes signifying the highest of quality.
Jeff asks his boy Tyrel, “So we fuckin wit these Bezos tonight?”

Tyrel responds, “Fuck yea, what club we hittin?”
by KJcreative January 31, 2022
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benoos

An immature tiktoker who is doing well for videos
Benoos is a daddy
by Okokokokokokkomo April 25, 2022
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benzoned

to be in love with a girl despite her moving overseas and leaving you for other guys
“she called you a bsf with benefits while dating other guys? you’ve been benzoned”
by kiwigravity May 31, 2022
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Benoshi

To be arrogant. A know at all. Someone who is annoying.
Don’t be such a benoshi
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