Benson

When you shit and put a nickel in it then eat it then throw it up and see if the nickel is there, if not repeat the process

Mr. Johnson did a benson in the school bathroom

by Jacob benson February 10, 2022

Benson

Man with a massive cock and incredible game. Lacks in looks but is usually quite funny.

Benson is the class clown and is definitely packing.

by jntmskf May 20, 2022

william benson

Gawky Guy, kinda awkward
Usually late

Sorry I slept in
I totally William Bensoned it

by Bobba Fettish December 02, 2017

Benson Smith

That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.

Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.

by Benson Smith November 14, 2021

barry bendover benson

The freakiest of sneks. Likes puppy play and goossing his friends.

Man your such a Barry Bendover Benson

by Fckoff991 February 27, 2017

Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.

(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')

by mastermind100 August 19, 2013

Bryan Benson

Someone who is in the Benson family tree who eats all day everyday... food consists of filet o fish’s and corn dogs.

Bro you look disgustingly Bryan Benson today!

by Hernandez fillips April 21, 2019