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Justin Beiber

Guy 1: I think i love Sarah

Guy 2: DUDE! She's 5 years younger than you, she's fat, ugly as shit, and shes a lesbian!

Guy 1: I know that's why i love her.

Guy 2: How much of a Justin Beiber can u be?
by zeldafan13 November 14, 2011
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beiberfag

A Justin Beiber wannabe; commonly shoves foreign objects up their ass including Canada.
Mike: "Check out that Beiberfag, I think my sperm count just went down..."

Jake: Hey look at that Beiberfag over there, if he doesn't cut his hair soon he might turn into a Mileyfag."
by 617homeslice February 27, 2011
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Justin Beiber

Voice of a dead cat

Wait, that's offensive to dead cats....sorry mittens
Why are you listening to JB??????
That's not Justin Beiber that's just our neighbours cat dying, he's been ready to die for1 week and a half
by Pj Phoenix August 12, 2014
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Beizing

(verb) To beiz. A term limited to the field of social negotiations. Has a multitude of meanings. A social art form of both cunning manipulation and flawless technique that only a natural is capable of mastering. No matter the definition, a key theme throughout is discretion. Usually implied with a negative connotation.

1) Akin to excessive schmoozing, sucking-up, or attempting to entice with ostentatiousness, while reserving the qualities of eloquence and perceived class. In this context, an intricate form of persuasion, often over/under-emphasizing the positive/negative qualities of, including fabricating details about, someone or something.

2) The elaborate employment of a convoluted style of speech involving intellectual humor that discreetly insults, often leaving the victim of the verbal assault both oblivious and perplexed. It unintentionally has the same effect on the audience that it is intended to amuse.

3) Originating/ attempting to vitalize a list of ideas that will never come to fruition in reality. In this context, an action considered futile, seeing as the efforts accomplish nothing but to provide a rare form of entertainment.

4) A form of social sabotage through means of several social outlets to better one's own appearance. Starting or spreading rumors aimed to belittle opponents (usually social/political), in the latter case by mere prodding and inconspicuous intervention, so as to not make it apparent to the target, or to the public.
The salesman beized the unsuspecting customer into buying the used car for an inflated "luxury-car" price that far surpassed the vehicle's true worth.

The girl felt uncomfortable after being publicly beized, as she knew the joke was on her, but was not quite sure of what the joke was.

The boy had so many dreams, but once reality had set in, he realized that he was merely beizing.

Satan beized Eve into convincing Adam to take a bite of the apple from the tree of knowledge.

The real estate agent was beizing when he tried concealing the low quality of the building by spotlighting the roof top city-skyline view to the potential buyers.
by Star and Lamp March 2, 2011
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BiBi

incredibly sexy girl that boys like jack just can't get enough of
by Anonymous September 11, 2003
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justin beiber's mom

The stupidest person in the world to give birth
If you think pregnant teens are bad parents, look at justin beiber's mom!
by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014
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Justin Beiber

A 5'2 tall kid who acts like he's black and tries to rap even though he's whiter than his mom's anus.
Yo, stop trying to be black. You're just a Justin Beiber nigga.
by Justin is a cunt. March 26, 2010
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