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Rails Before Pails

The Hamsteak (homestuck) version of 'Bros before Hoes' using troll romance terms. Rails = Moirails, basically best friends. Trolls are said to use buckets to reproduce, hence the 'pails'.
Don't do this to me man! Rails before pails, we were supposed to hang out tonight!
by Failboat Fred October 4, 2011
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The Before Time

'The Before Time' is now used to reference the era proceeding the virus apocalypse of 2020.

While commonly believed to originate from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome, this is a classic Mandela Effect misperception of history. No video exists of any character in the film ever using that phrase.

Rather, South Park Season 4, episode 16 parodies Beyond Thunderdome, and is the true origin of the saying.
In The Before Time we had an actual society. Jobs, parties, sports, schools, and other public gatherings were once normal and common.
by 5PercentRainMan July 5, 2020
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befoul

Please excuse me, sir, but did you befoul this chair after eating that LaxMaster-Burrito™?
by BlastMaster May 25, 2003
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Beff Jezos

A reversed version of Jeff Bezos.
Did you hear that Bob thought Beff Jezos was the founder of Amazon.
by Origamipotato June 27, 2020
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Land Before Time Status

A series of impossibly bad events one after the other. Based on the popular movie, "The Land Before Time". In it, the young dinosaur Little Foot, is victim to a chain of horrible events like being attacked by a T-Rex, witnessing an earthquake, watching his mother die, being separated from his only family, going on the biggest journey of his life without adults or anyone to protect him and being attacked by that same T-Rex twice more.
Friend A: "Dude, I got pulled over for speeding today, then the cop arrested me for holding my friend's pot, then my girlfriend dumped me for missing our date while I was in jail."
Friend B: "Sorry man, that's Land Before Time Status."
by dinoSOAR? August 30, 2010
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In Before The Brockway

The phrase originally started in the Facebook group Tavern At The End Of The Internet following the propensity for a staff member always commenting ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ on Nina Tucker memes (from Fullmetal Alchemist). The use has expanded to being said when getting in right before the closing off point of something - getting in just before the red light, being the very last one to score a ticket for something, etc. It’s rapidly growing in popularity across groups and even into irl situations, bamboozling friends and coworkers.

Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme

Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet

Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.

Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!
Finally, I’m in before the Brockway!”

“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway
by Tuckerdidit December 12, 2020
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When all of a sudden - in the midst of things - she told me she wasn't on the pill, it was clear to me I had to leave the church before the singing begins.
by icefields January 31, 2009
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