dog beers

Measurement used when an individual brags about the amount of beers consumed in a given night knowing that the facts are exaggerated. As to measure your beer count in dog years. Ie. Times seven.

Bragger= "I drank 35 beers last night"
Facts= You were there and bragger drank about 7 beers.
Response= "DOG Beers maybe."

by justin price January 27, 2007

Oprah Beers

... any time two or more men drink alcohol during the afternoon on a weekday, while there spouses are distracted by Oprah.

Walter: Hey Larry whats your wife doing?
Larry: The usual.
Walter Wanna go for Oprah Beers?
Larry: You Bet!

by Larry Eienstien June 20, 2007

Wise beyond beers

Being able to actually remember the philosophical shit you talked about while wasted the night before.

Damn I can't believe you remembered all that shit. You sir are wise beyond beers.

by opkode April 3, 2013

Beefus

RJ Navaro

RJ Navaro is a Beefus

by NotaBeefus May 14, 2019

beevus deevus

A nick name for the gay 16 year old justin bieber. It is also an infection that happens when u listen, look, talk, or touch justin bieber....

Person 1: Eww, look at that beevus deevus... I don't want that in me!!

Person 2: oh i know right? Its worse than blue waffle!!

by candycake235 January 1, 2011

beefus

Beefus. something good, ace, wicked whatever...because beef tastes so good

Or Something Powerful

Woah man that new Ford Mustang GT is beefus!

by Nathan Coleman May 13, 2005

Beersage

Using alcohol as a way to get a massage from someone you find hot or just because you need a good rub down. It could also be used as a way to get fucked.

Why don't you come over to my lair and get a beersage?

by dnizzle 69 September 8, 2009