Glenn Beck

The Pee-Wee Herman of news punditry. A goofball extraordinaire who defies conventional wisdom by maintaining a loyal audience.

Caller: I'm asking you a logical question!
Glenn Beck: I'm giving you a logical answer!
Caller: You don't have logic!
Glenn Beck: You're right.

Caller: Where's your logic? What would you do? I'm asking you, "What would you do to change this healthcare system for the better?" After all, everytime you people bring up cost, you don't care about the trillions of dollars going to the banks and all the credit card companies...
Glenn Beck: Cathy, GET OFF MY PHONE!!! GET OFF MY PHONE YOU LITTLE PINHEAD!!! I DON'T CARE!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE TRILLIONS!!! GET OFF MY PHONE!!! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND TODAY!!!!

Glenn Beck by Shareeb4Prez September 23, 2009

Noah beck 

A TikTok star who does absolutely nothing and get tons of likes. He only has followers because girls simp in him. He does dance and shakes his pp around.

Noah beck is hot
Noah beck is famous for nothing

Noah beck by Riley131 August 1, 2020

Glenn Beck

According to the ancient myths and legends, Glenn Beck was "created" from a giant turd farted out of the disease infected ass of Rush Limbaugh, which was then fertilized and nurtured for six days and six nights by Ann Coulter, who subsequently gave birth to the end result.

Stats: Glenn Beck is roughly humanoid in appearance, comprising 80% feces, 10% grain alcohol, 5% hot air, 4% unidentifiable matter and 1% human skin.

It feeds on liquor, various drugs, hatred and media attention.
It's primary habitat is currently the Fox News studios in New York City.
Glenn Beck's political beliefs are an extremely demented and warped version of Right-Wing Conservativism, coupled with an even more demented and warped version of Christianity.
Glenn Beck is known for spouting an endless stream of lies, distortions, half-truths, propaganda, false claims, made-up facts, treasonous banter, harmful advice, and good-old-American-bullshit.

Glenn Beck seems to host what outwardly appears to be a cable news program, but is in reality a paid political shill factory with zero journalistic qualities. Glenn Beck is also accompanied by several other of these "Fox Newscasters," all of of whom have never attended any type of journalism academy or have received degrees in said subject.

What to do if you encounter Glenn beck:
Your best hope is to toss him a bottle of cheap scotch, run in the opposite direction and hope for the best!

Not satisfied with having a cable "news" show, Glenn Beck must also spout his banter on a syndicated radio program as well.

Glenn Beck by Ozymandius June 19, 2010

Jaynou Oliver Beck 

A “time traveler” stated that on September 11 someone named “jaynou Oliver beck” will be born.And said that he will be elected as president on the day November 3rd 2082 as the 56th president for the United States.many people didt believe that until in September 11 2018 a boy was born with the name jaynou Oliver Beck.and now it’s matter to wait

Have you heard about Jaynou Oliver beck?

The supposed 56th president of the United States.

Jaynou Oliver Beck by Isabella.123 June 25, 2019

Glenn Beck

A over paid, non-educated, raging alcoholic, pill popping Latter-day Saint. He speaks, cries and broadcasts lies, mis-facts and is trying to impress the misguided right wing in the US. Guess if he believes in the Mormon Church, he believes the lies that pour from his mouth.

A: Uh-oh, Mormon missionaries, run!
B: Why? They are cute!!
A: They will Glenn Beck your ass.
B: RUN!

Glenn Beck by Taco2lip January 11, 2010

Noah Beck 

Noah Beck is humble , down to earth , Kind , considerate, sweet and unproblematic . He will always be down to take a picture with his supporters.

Noah genuinely deserves the world

I love Noah Beck

Noah Beck is amazing

Noah Beck by Aimsssx July 17, 2020

Jay Beck 

One of the most influential figures of our time. Born Jnuary 21st, 1987, he was a legend in the making. Without him, life as we know it would cease to exist. It has been confirmed that without this wonderful man, the Earth would turn off of it's axis and we would be doomed. To not love Jay Beck is like not loving God, it's a criome against nature. If Jay Beck were any more good looking, eyes would melt and burn from their sockets in his radiance. If it were a crime to be this good looking, Jay Beck would have had a warrant out for his arrest the moment he was born.

I wonder what it would be like to not be Jay Beck?

I love me - Jay Beck

Jay Beck by The One and Only Jay Beck January 5, 2009