Beavis and Butthead

Funniest two cartoon guys ever. Piece of shit MTV took them off the air! At least we still have JACKASS. MTV sucks.

Beavis: "I am Corh-holio! My BUNGHOLE it goes.....rah! da da daaaaa!
Beavis: "Do you have pee pee? My bunghole will not wait! Bung-holiooooooooo!"
Butt-head: "Cut it out butt munch! uh huhuhuh..."

by Your name May 25, 2003

Beavpoon

The beavpoon is an accelerated hybrid version of the beavcoon (half beaver/half raccoon legend), only with the added allure of possum characteristics. There has been no film or photographic evidence of this ellusive creature to date, however, eyewitness accounts claim the border of Santa Monica and Los Angeles to be the epicenter of beavpoon territory. It is believed that the food truck revolution in the area contributes to beavpoon origins, providing nutrients and the proper vitamins for it to flourish, remain powerful and virtually undetected. Beavpoon enthusiast Jill Vasky aptly named the creature in 2010 due to exhaustion at work.

Don't come over after 6, beavpoon might be out.

by cobrashark September 28, 2010

Beaver Horseradish

A style of yeast infection only found in women that eat spicy foods. Typically Hispanic or Indian women.

Dude, I went down on Nina last night. I got a mouthful of Beaver Horseradish. Not cool man.

by StraightRazorBarber July 24, 2016

beaver mouth

When a vagina has extra inner lips that are covered in a mangy mess of wire textured hair.

I am still picking hairs from my teeth from last night - I have beaver mouth

by BuckFamily October 13, 2022

steamed beaver

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.

I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.

by Hocobo June 11, 2015

Bushiest Beaver

Another word for a hairy vagina/pussy.

She has got the bushiest beaver I've ever seen!

by ThisAintOP December 30, 2016

Corbin Beaver

The definition of hot. A fortnite sweat that all the girls cannot say no to. He can build battle his way to your bedroom and say he’s hot while doing it. He has a sister as hot as the sun

Corbin Beaver is defined as a hottie with dope fortnite trick shots

Girl 1: did you get pregnant from Corbin?
Girl 2: yeah the baby is build battling his twin inside my womb

Girl 1: why is Corbin so hot?
Girl 2: he gets it from his sister!

by theboyboywestcoast May 20, 2019