befraggled

Tired, worn-out, bedraggled, frazzled, ragged, frizzy.

After a ride on the crazy roller coaster, Betty's hair looked befraggled.

by SluggoBear December 15, 2008

Beerinate

Urination caused by the consumption of beer or other alcohol

After my fourth drink in the bar, I had to beerinate.

by frantasmic August 9, 2009

Beerithmatic

The science of calculating precisely the amount of drinks one has consumed in a night.

Many formulas also describe how vomit trajectiles become more horizontal and streamlined in ratio to how far away the nearest human, expensive carpeting or uniformed officer are (these are often simply referred to as "targets") or the astronomical numbers that can only be found in bar tabs.

Also, according to the laws of ThirstyDynamics, how many drinks one has already consumed or the mere presence of certain variables (such as "hot chicks") can often cause the amount of drinks consumed to increase up to 10-fold.

"Man, i can't even remember how much we drank last night.."
"well, it was three 30's between 6 people.. that's 15 beers per head! plus the vodka.."
"whoa.."
"Yea, I'm a bit asian when it comes to my beerithmatic"

by GrabReef January 31, 2010

Bearidificationism

A Religion that believes and practices the act of blowing your own dick while throwing up.

Alex constantly practices the arts of Bearidificationism.

by DementedMonkeyBoner October 4, 2011

begrin

v. - to make someone smile; to please someone else

Charlotte really knows what I like. She never fails to begrin me!

by dreamerdiver January 14, 2015

befficient

A combination of the words bitch and efficient. Typically used for a working woman who achieves maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense.

My employee, Jane, is a befficient worker.

by ssa787 May 27, 2014

behfriend

Someone you have sexual relations with. Another word for " friends with benefits"

Yea, that's my behfriend

by Chynagul March 17, 2017