turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body

“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”

by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

Turky bast

When you inseminate Olivia

Person 1: Did you just Turky bast Olivia?
Person 2: yea, don’t worry I sucked out the stuffing

by MoiistyMan January 25, 2022

Baste

Baste

That’s baste

by anonymous January 31, 2022

O-Bast

Someone, usually male, who exclaims, or sings "Oh" at inappropriately called for occasions.

That O-bast is always moaning about something. "Oh, I just died in your arms tonight..."

by Jimetimw December 24, 2020

Baste

Basedness; word to describe something with Based quality.

That man is full of baste.

by BoomerTery December 27, 2020

Basting The Turkey

A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.

I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.

by crima_sauce May 16, 2021

Basted

To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation

I'm so basted to go to the party

See you at 6!
Basted!

by ShaniquaOWoman April 25, 2021