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ethan barker

suck my dick” - ethan barker

“aight” - not courtney
by bthanearker November 20, 2019
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Barker

A small Village in western NY that no one knows of. Can’t afford anything and sports teams suck. Best thing to do is go to a shitty taco place and a pizza place. The school is okay but A lot of Racism.
Hey you know that little racist village named Barker?
by BrockPurdysolos January 29, 2023
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Dae Barker

The best gf in the world. The Jacobs just wish she could trust them but she can't. She's always loved by Jacob Day
Jacob: I love you Dae.

Random Person: Sorry bro she can't trust u because she's a Dae Barker and your a Jacob Day
by Savagepitbull332 July 25, 2019
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Brown Barker

someone's asshole
she simply LOVES it up her brown barker
by edshread August 20, 2011
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Steven Barker

A gay from Goole who first started the trend of all gays putting their name on Urban Dictionary as an attempt at humour.
Why would anyone waste space on their Grindr profile with this rubbish, Steven Barker has a lot to answer for.
by PerfumedGal November 24, 2021
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Barker Esc

(adj.) /ˈbɑ kə ɛsk/

A term used to describe a peculiar cultural archetype; the overly-performative liberal sissy who wears his virtue on his sleeve but somehow reeks of ironic alpha energy. A Barker Esc character often walks the tightrope between woke softness and bizarre masculine bravado, there’s a dash of cuck energy and deeply negative aura mixed with a strange dominance complex that nobody asked for. They might apologise for being white, then cut you off mid-sentence to explain why they actually understand oppression better. A "Barker esc" individual can also be described as a specific breed of liberal male who postures as sensitive, non progressive cuck whom which unsubtly radiates suppressed rage and kink-shame of a man who's been psychologically neutered by his own ideology. The Barker Esc persona is all performative empathy on the outside, but inside, there's a seething storm of cuckold fantasies and diesel-fume alpha envy.

Core traits:

Obsessive RAM/Hilux discourse (as identity, not utility)

Quiet cuckold energy with loud progressive slogans

Lowers his voice around blue-collar men, raises it around art students and women

diabolical manly alpha stench
The household in which I entered was very "Barker Esc"
by Mr Eumbo himself May 26, 2025
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ewan barker

a type of dog

loves: la chona, mexicans and james charles
i have a ewan barker and they love daning to la chona
by vausey9 March 2, 2021
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