Banana

Food that you don't make eye contact while eating

Lance liked to stare into peoples' eyes while eating bananas to make them uncomfortable

by Laxus November 30, 2014

Banana

A measuring tool used by 9gaggers

Here's a dick pic with a tiny banana for scale

by Hcgvgvkkbfxybk January 30, 2017

Banana

A yellow fruit that is delicious, but some people hate it.

“I love bananas!”

by U r m o m I s c o o l June 15, 2022

Banana

A word used to describe a business deal gone wrong. Often used in context when it involves someone you trusted, and after a certain season of enjoyment (usually at your expense) they ditch you for money, morals, lack of intestinal fortitude, or no apparent reason. Also could be used in describing a intimate relationship gone really bad...

"I trusted him and then he turned around and gave me the banana."

by bryandrew December 12, 2008

Banana

A person considered to be a bit of a dafty

Term of endearment, usually used by mums except in Scotland, where this is replaced by 'daft cunt' or 'fuckwit')

A:"Why you wearing a cone on your head?"
B: "Shit, how did that get there?"
C: "Ooh, you banana!"

by Lottykitten February 27, 2009

Banana

A badass motherfucking fruit in this fucking planet ,it is a dumb duck that makes you shit along the way,fucking up your badass pussy or ass , but if you try one of it ,your dick wilL grow as fucking long and yellow as the BANANA 🍌

Eat this banana you short-dicked man

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Banana

baker

(nicole) (fruit) (food) (banana)

by chubby05 May 26, 2010