Badger Yawn

A fart that begins with a faint whine and slowly evolves into a mighty roar.

Good God! Badger Yawn! Get the Febreeze!

Badger Yawn by Truck Truck Goose September 6, 2009

Badger Dingle 

A cyclist who is badmouthed, cycles around Badger, urinates on people`s gardens, leaves drawing pins for car tires and wears Lycra that wouldn`t have fit them 5 years ago.

Shoo you BADGER DINGLE

Badger Dingle by FLIBLERB December 3, 2019

Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.

I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.

Fwadger The Badger by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021

Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.

I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable

Angry Badger by mazdainator September 21, 2007

kiss of the badger 

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum

Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall

kiss of the badger by kotb October 1, 2007

Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.

<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!

Twat Badger by Simonster June 11, 2006

badger 

Highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you're in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE

etc.

badger by KYR December 16, 2007