poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014

Badgerwank

1. to wank off a badger.
2. to express annoyance at something that is shit.
3. can be reffered to badger porn

"Rich your girlfriend is cheating on you!"
" OH Badgerwank"

"WOW look at that badgerwank!!!!"

by Billy Sastard January 2, 2009

Badger's Beard

An alcoholic cocktail made from mixing Vodka, Gin, and Dr Pepper. The drink of Gods

Good evening Bartender, I'd like a Badger's Beard please

by CraiglesBagels October 21, 2009

Badger Wink

A badger wink is a girls vagina winking at you.

Guy1 : she split her legs and it winked at me!
Guy2 : You got Badger Winked!

by Hysteria04 February 8, 2010

Badgercore

A musical genre composed of six people doing whatever the fuck they want.

“Honey badger don’t give a fuck”

I can’t believe the band Table For Sixmade their own genre called Badgercore.

by Table For Six February 2, 2018

Badgersand

A natural mix of clay, sand and shale first found in Ralltgoed valley, Wales. Now sourced on the Esgair estate used for top dressing downhill mountain bike tracks.

We need another ton of Badgersand to finish this berm

by Stumpuller May 11, 2020