Go Boris

"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.

"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."

by Rusty Chuffhunter November 15, 2019

Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

by CatRyBou August 20, 2023

Doing a Boris

Keeping your head down on sick leave when there is a real shit storm at work.

Just when it’s hitting the fan Tom’s keeping away on a sickie, I recon he is doing a Boris.

by Euro Phil April 21, 2020

borys <3

the best guy ever. he’s loving and sweet and so caring. i love him with all my heart. he isn’t boring or “too much” he’s just right. and he’s all mine. i love you borys. thank you for everything you do. for taking care of me and making sure i’m ok. you helped me through my darkest days and i only wish the best for you. i hope we last forever. i would die without you. you are my one and only. my heart and soul and body. you’re my whole world. when i’m with you everything else is gone. nothing else exists and it’s just you and me. i don’t need anything but you. i love you forever. and i can’t wait till we experience the rest of our lives together. thank you.
love -r

borys <3 is my everything

by remi sucks May 9, 2022

Boris Yeltsin

Boris Yeltsin, first Russian president was a drunk boi. He, however, was a (more or less) democratic politician. He actually got elected democratically, unlike putin, whom many people consider a dictator. Oh yeah, and Yeltsin was the kid that laughed his ass off with president Bill Clinton.

Hey, мама, why did Putin win the elections again?
-Because he is a диктатор, unlike Boris Yeltsin. I voted for him in 1996, because he wasn't a dirty ass communist.

by HandleMyKettle March 3, 2019

Boris Yugoslav

Boris Yugoslav is a communist,dank meme,slav hero from Croatia that wants to lick Stalin

Example:
Boris Yugoslav likes to pray to Stalin!

by Boris Yugoslav July 9, 2019

Boris Johnson

A sexual BDSM act that progressively becomes more intense with a tier system ranging from 1-4 and full lockdown. Starting by slowly restraining a person(s) feeedoms up tp full lockdown and locking a person(s) in for several months and fucking them repeatedly until they give up and comply.

I did a Boris Johnson and put them on full lockdown, they've never been fucked so hard for so long.

by I_Am_Potato January 5, 2021