Because the world is round

A variation of the response because you touch yourself at night; answers to any "why" question that is asked.

Adam: Why is it when you mix ammonia with hydrogen chloride you get something that is actually edible?
Me: Because the world is round

by harpake September 24, 2009

For because why maybe no for why though?

Something you say to confuse a questioning party when they want you to do something you really don't want to do.

Want to go harass old people at the grocery store? For because why maybe no for why though?

by Scandalicious (Jo-Dee) April 30, 2003

is it because I'm black

Used to make white people shut the fuck up.

White kid: I'm gonna steal your pencil

black kid: is it because I'm black?
Whiten kid: oh... um..

by IDNC September 22, 2016

Because it's Call of Duty

The phrase used when people question why you're so angry with what happened during a game, with how crappy COD's theater is, etc.
A term that is used widely by the gaming community when COD rips you off.

1. Dude 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! I just lagged out!!! why????
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: That's true.
2. Dude 3: Ahhh, just finished my exactly 30 second long clip from my 7 hour long game, going through and getting all the best kills of the game. Now to render it and have it uploaded. *Clicks render* *video doesn't render even though it's 30 seconds long* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-Why won't it render?!?!
Dude 2: Because it's Call of Duty.
Dude 1: Lawl, I know the feeling.

by Getting R*ped by COD August 7, 2011

Because It's Tuesday

Another way to say Random Acts of Kindness.

He bought her flowers with a note only saying "Because It's Tuesday."

by Likeseafarerslovestars August 7, 2014

Becaise

Another word for the entirety of the universe

Ashley : I have found my calling to be through becaise

by chickennugget06 April 30, 2020

and it was awkward because i was naked

A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.

I went to the store to buy some grapes....
And it was awkward because I was naked

by Periwinklemeyer June 11, 2014