Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Bird beater

A bird beater is someone who beats birds often called marcel, Jayden, Aron and Samuel

"Hey Reece my brothers a bird beater"

"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater

by BiggestBoss715 November 08, 2020

Brindel Beater

a cowboy that has sex a lot

the Brindel Beater gave Maz multiple water buffalos during the root in the back of his van

by Kimothy December 02, 2004

Buzzer Beater

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself

Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!

by Gloryboy4life October 04, 2019

Wife Beater

Stella Artois

Feeling RAF this morning, i've took sixteen pints of wife beater on board last night

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 03, 2004

buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 10, 2010

boner beater

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.

Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.

by yeagabombz June 21, 2011