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Beasters

Marijuana referred to as beasters is commercial weed said to come out of british columbia, but in essence it could be coming from any part of the world where they are producing metric tons of marijuana for profit. Usually very dense due to being moist from lack of curing the marijuana, also extremely hairy and of not much substance or trichomes. The people producing this marijuana are producing and turning it over at large rates. More than likely organized crime who are using the money to fund other enterprises. ounces usually sell for anywhere from 200 to 300. sometimes youll come across some pot that looks like beaster but is cured better and has more THC and we refer to this bud as "A-sters" or "sexy beast".
Custy: Hey man you got any more of that funk from the other day?

Dealer: Na man i just re-upped and all my guy had was beasters....sorry bro...i can do them for cheap tho.

Custy: Aw man are you serious?! ewwwww! I think ill be better off just picking up some Middies and smokin' blunts.
Lemme know when the Headz roll back through aight!?
by Alice Kramden July 24, 2010
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Get Blasted

Get F***ed Up.
Get hit or smoked in the face.
Parents: Can you clean your room?
You: Uhh, Get Blasted!
(Seriously, try it. It works.)
by J.M. 510 August 28, 2005
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Beaster Turd

A primordial turd having many animalistic qualities, ferocious and wild in both sight and smell.
I just unleashed a beaster turd, it's tearing up the whole bathroom. Damn, that thing is the king of the jungle.
by D Roos June 1, 2011
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Cuck Blasted

To be ridiculed or talked down to by the common cuck
Bills comment ended up getting me cuck blasted by all the neardby cucks.
by ImACuckLord April 11, 2017
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cum blasted lobster loads

Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”
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Beastest

When someone thinks they are more beast than others around.
I'm the beastest in this room.
by Alechun August 24, 2008
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beastette

A female beast displaying similar characteristics such as being brolic, diesel, or jacked.
That girl just benched more than you! Shes a beastette!
by xMalta January 12, 2008
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