A battle whore is an older woman (Usually around the age of someones grandmother) that dresses like she is still 17 and is a complete slut. Also she must have a few scars, wrinkles, or other noticeable blemishes of some kind. Similar to a Cougar but much more cock-hungry.
Guy #1: So last night I was at the bar and this old lady kept winking at me.
Guy #2: Eww, so what did you do?
Guy #1: I did what any drunk guy would do....
Guy #2: .......?
Guy #1: I slayed that Battle Whore.
Guy #2: Eww, so what did you do?
Guy #1: I did what any drunk guy would do....
Guy #2: .......?
Guy #1: I slayed that Battle Whore.
by Mattock January 21, 2010
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A videogame that never took off due to being determined unsuitable for children. Originally developed and conceptualized by two enterprising young niglets from Frederick MD by the name of Dan and Max.
The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.
Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.
The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"
Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
The general synopsis of Battle Chodes consisted of three Chodes named after Sexually Transmitted Diseases engaging in intergalactic urban warfare with a variety of enemies.
Signature moves included Ejaculating on enemies, Cock Smack to the face, and Shrinking in colder environments to evade detection.
The project was eventually scrapped due to ESRB regulations and development resumed under Rare as a new title dubbed "Battle Toads"
Rare bought the rights to develop what remained of the game, changed the name to Battle Toads and made the heros into loveable teenage frogs named after skin conditions, Rash, Zitz, and Pimple.
by ConsensualRapist August 2, 2011
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by SanJackAttack May 8, 2014
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by stan21 May 5, 2006
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by Myke Dyker February 12, 2009
Get the Battle Creek Blowjob mug.battle shots: a game where two people incorporate alcohol with the battle ship board. often times people make their own battle shots board from cardboard and use mixed drinks in shot glasses.
man, i got really f*cked up from battle shots last night. it reminds me of my childhood when i used to play battle ship.
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