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avocado

Extra. like extra guac. a person being extra.
You are such an avocado.
by markutc October 21, 2019
mugGet the avocadomug.

Avocado

He is such an avocado, He listens to Billie Eilish's songs all the time.
by YouKnowWhose September 20, 2019
mugGet the Avocadomug.

Fresh Avocado

by dinopoker _nows_best May 28, 2022
mugGet the Fresh Avocadomug.

Avocado Wings

Feeling fly af, whether it’s a mood or in a situation.
I just got laid, I got my avocado wings 🥑💸’
by KlevisJones33 August 2, 2022
mugGet the Avocado Wingsmug.

avocado cracker ding dong

The avocado cracker dong is a level five sex move, so assume you have consent. For this move you are going to need a fairly attractive a peeled avocado a one saltine cracker and of course youre penis.

first have the woman cock your head back and place the cracker in the woman's mouth

then you are going to climb a small ladder and absolutely slam the peeled avocado into the woman's mouth. Immediately after you slam said avocado into the woman mouth jump from the ladder with your erect cock and slam youre penis in said woman's mouth. If done correctly the friction between cock, mouth,cracker and avocados make the mans penis ejaculate with extreme force and blow all the avocado out the sides of her mouth.
yo im so horny but i wanna fuck in a creative way

well say no more i just saw a tut on how to do the avocado cracker ding dong.
by JOHN INTERNET GOOD November 8, 2023
mugGet the avocado cracker ding dongmug.

avocado creampie

stuffing semen and guacamole in to vagina
scotty is going to get a messy avocado creampie from those boy scouts
by ooobbie October 5, 2019
mugGet the avocado creampiemug.

hot avocado

Inserting your feces into someone else’s anus, using your hand or tongue
I thought I was going to get a rim job, but that sicko gave me a hot avocado instead!
by Scatman Yourmothers February 6, 2012
mugGet the hot avocadomug.

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