avocado bush

When someone's eyebrows are so thick and wild that their eyes look like two avocados under a bush.

"Damn, Sarah hasn't plucked her eyebrows in months."
"Yeah, she's got an avocado bush growin on her face."

by J DOLLA $IGN November 02, 2017

Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !

Read my great directions of how to make a very diverse “Avocado Bagel”

by noodleiscool June 22, 2022

avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."

by DR MAGIK August 25, 2020

stuffed avocado

The act of stuffing a woman's underwear into her vagina after vigorous sex.

"Dude, last night after I brought Jenna home I gave her a stuffed avocado."

"Awesome man, way to go!'

by BearOfMountainView October 31, 2013

Avocado attack

Avocado attack is a god and owns the universe, slashedX and moon suck and avo is better. Thats why they are lonely

Avocado Attack is baby

by Peen head September 07, 2020

Avocado Taost

When you misspell avocado toast.

Ben Dover : What do you want to order?
Mike Oxsmall : Avocado Taost
Ben Dover : You Illiterate Dipshit.

by Egghplants November 15, 2022

Avocado Bag

A man's ball sack

Zane got hit by a soccer ball right in the avocado bag.

by ReadyLH August 24, 2021