August 31

Hatsune Miku's birthday/release date. Hatsune Miku is a synthetic vocal program that can be used to make songs.

Many weebs celebrate her birthday, and hardcore weebs will celebrate it irl.

"Are you free August 31?"
"No, sorry. I have to make a birthday cake for my electronic waifu Miku."

by neon.kai October 16, 2019

August 1st - National Girlfriend Day

National Girlfriend Day takes place on August 1st and is about women’s bond and friendship with eachother! Celebrate this day by talking to your girlfriend and show you love them! This can be celebrated by friendships and relationships!

Person 1: Hey It’s August 1st - National Girlfriend Day! Wanted to say I love ya and our friendship!
Person 2: Me too! Thanks for talking to me! Happy Girlfriend’s Day!

by speakingthemind August 3, 2021

August 6

August 6th is National send a titty pic day where you send a titty pic to who ever may ask

Hey it’s August 6th can I have a titty pic?

Sure! It is national send a titty pic day

by Mclovin1084 August 5, 2021

August 8th

National slap your brother day

hey bro, guess what its august 8th. you know what that means.

by dramiones child August 7, 2021

29 august

Best person was born in that date

29 august is best date

by Antijamila April 5, 2021

Augustine’s law’s

Augustine's laws were a series of tongue in cheek aphorisms put forth by Norman Ralph Augustine, an American aerospace businessman who served as Under Secretary of the Army from 1975 to 1977. In 1984 he published his laws. The book and several of the laws were the topic of an article in Sound and Vibration magazine in March 2012. His most cited law is number 16, which shows that defense budgets grow linearly but the unit cost of a new military aircraft grows exponentially.

“In the year 2054, the entire defense budget will purchase just one tactical aircraft. This aircraft will have to be shared by the Air Force and Navy 3 days each per week except for leap year, when it will be made available to the Marines for the extra day.“ - Augustine’s law’s: XVI

by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 14, 2018

August 30

On August 30th you ask your significant other to pick a number between one and five. You then have to follow the instructions of the number.

1. Hug them
2. Kiss them
3. Hold their hand
4. Hit them
5. Break up with them

Boyfriend-"Hey Babe! Pick a number between one and Five! "
Girlfriend-"Why? "
Boyfriend-"Because it's August 30th. Just do it!!! "
Girlfriend-"ummm.. ... Five? "
Boyfriend-".............. "
Girlfriend "............... "
Boyfriend "... I fucked your sister. "

by Allfather August 29, 2019