Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded
Doc: autism wautism
Doc: autism wautism
by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023
Get the autism wautism mug.An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023
Get the Autism Jeans mug.Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism
Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick
Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while
He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while
He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021
Get the Autism on a stick mug.When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010
Get the situational autism mug.Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.
by Jrvencill November 23, 2017
Get the accidental autism mug.Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.
Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.
by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013
Get the hipster autism mug.An accurance when you do something so utterly stupid that it is as if your body just temporarily lost as chromosome causing the stated autism spike
" I was working on a project in classes earlier and had an autism spike that caused me to try to spell drive like dryve"
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