Emotional Autism

When an adult fails to develop proper emotional maturity. Usually secondary to being spoiled or helicopter parenting. People with the condition often live at home well into their 30s and often use the phrase “let me check with my mom” whenever faced with making adult decisions.

The 30 year old with emotional autism in room one won’t let us stitch him up till his mom gets here.

by Capt. Rowdy August 10, 2019

autism steamroller

A sensory device that autistic kids go into

Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller

by RhythmicEyes May 12, 2023

Angry Autism

When somebody is having an autism attack and they suddenly starts getting angry at you for no reason

Normal Person: "Hey stop being an Angry Autism"
Autistic Person: "NO U FAGTARD!!!"

by McSkilletFan21 September 24, 2018

Autism on a stick

Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism

Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick

Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while

He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly

by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021

situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.

Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.

by tom.van May 2, 2010

accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

by Jrvencill November 23, 2017

hipster autism

The failure of one to give a fuck while wearing a paisley skirt.

Jill: Sarah wore her tapestry without understanding the Widespread Panic song.

Nicki: Oh man, hipster autism sucks.

by Nicki&jill November 27, 2013