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Attention Zombie

The most pathetic type of attention whore in the history of attention whores who fakes her own death online to get attention and sympathy from others. Usually accompanied by a league of her own alt accounts and simps who spread the news of unfortunate death and then a miraculous recovery few days later and collects all the attention.
"Is SoGna alright ? Haven't seen her online and I hear things."

Pfft...she's being an attention zombie. Again.
by urbanronin September 25, 2021
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atefsexual

When your cock pulsates upon seeing, hearing or thinking about Atef.
Atef - "Yo nigger!"
*my cock begins pulsating due to being atefsexual*
by Atef Lord January 13, 2022
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The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.
President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?
by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011
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Pump Attendant

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.
That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.
by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018
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Negative Attention

Is when one uses a facial expression that shows anger or displeasure towards another person, then often followed speaking critical language of a particular act or acts.
Tom really showed, Negative Attention to Jim about his recent actions.
by John Wordsleuth June 25, 2021
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attention deficit vagina

any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some snatch or pussy. This is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status.
Male 1: Dude, Frank is such a douchebag!
Male 2: why, did he hit on your bitch or something?
Male 1: Worse, he had major attention deficit vagina and bailed on me and the guys!
Male 2: Did he at least get any?
Male 1: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Male 2: Wow, Frank is a fucking prick
by Nurak K. June 9, 2008
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Attention Desire Disorder

An unnatural craving for attention at all times. Subject will make loud noises, interrupt conversations, or perform outrageous acts to seek attention from others. The other A.D.D. problem.
There goes Ron again, running around the office in his underwear and tie. He's got really bad Attention Desire Disorder (A.D.D).
by Kevin Galligan March 6, 2009
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