Asstronut

Someone who really enjoys all the different forms of anal sex.

I had to go see a proctologist. He put his finger up my ass. I thought, "Man he has a big finger!" Then I realized that both his hands were on my hips. What an Asstronut!

by Dick Brown December 9, 2006

Astronut

A person who is nuts about astronomy.

Jesus: "Yes! I received my SkyQuest XX14g GoTo Truss Tube Dobsonian Telescope!"
Daniel: "Astronut!"

by Todos Valen Verga May 24, 2011

astronautocracy

1. A political system in which astronauts hold absolute power.

2. A country ruled by a government of astronauts.

With former space travelers John Glenn and Bill Nelson already members of the United States Senate, America is on the verge of descending into astronautocracy.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 13, 2005

astronauticanaut

an underwater astronaut

if you take a green army man and strap him to a big ass bottle rocket and shoot it at a lake he becomes a astronauticanaut.

by bubblez February 25, 2013

never actually sent astronauts

NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS

Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS

by Hard Core Truth May 27, 2019

aeronautical intercourse

Flying fuck

Go take a aeronautical intercourse somewhere

by Peter long prone April 16, 2016

Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.

I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.

by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016