asshelmet

Formerly an insult used to infer that a person was so stupid, they had their head up their ass, making it a hat or helmet. Asshat is the more commonly known adjective.

Today asshelmet refers to a poster who frequents the message forum asshelmets.com who, shortly around 9/11 adopted the term to refer to themselves.

They decided to adopt the insult and own it as a badge of pride, refusing to give into PC mindthink about how America deserved to have 9/11 happen.

Currently asshelmets is a haven for free speech and self-expression that most message boards will not allow.

Asshelmets is the Internet's premiere center of morality. We have architected and blueprinted new paradigm shifts moralitywise.

Who they hell are these freaks and where did they come from?

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Oh, those guys? They're asshelmets...

by DammitBoy! March 5, 2007

asshat

a really annoying/mean person

'you are such an asshat'

by jenna rae July 15, 2008

asshat

A person that has their own head up their own ass, thus creating a hat out of their own ass. Also, an object that sits upon one's head and smells of shit.

"You asshat, take off that asshat!"

by Silty Loam March 10, 2010

Asshat

Another word for asshole.

Stop being such an asshat

by thebestaround69 October 28, 2014

Mother fucking asshat

A douchbag, loser, mother fucker.

A lieing cheating bitch on a stick.

Your such an mother fucking asshat

by TheHairybeasts March 17, 2010

asshatted

Having an insult that you intiated turned against you.

TophatManiak was asshatted when he tried to correct the spelling of "Duct Tape" to "Duck Tape" and FlatLiner told him that he was a dumbass and it was in fact spelled "Duct Tape".

by !!*_RocketDiva March 8, 2003

Asshat

Someone who is so frustrating to be around, through their own speech, actions, or general attitude, that you wish to punch them in their face so hard it will swing around and lodge itself into their own anus. Thus becoming a hat.

That guy wearing the cow suit? He's an asshat.

by XDAS January 20, 2011