assmati

It is a variety of rice that is believed to have been developed by crossing basmati with some unknown variety. It was supposed to be more fragrant than basmati, but it ended up smelling like ass.

Bitches lets cook up some cheap ass assmati & make some cheap ass sake

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 12, 2021

asomaning

the best last name that means wealth and success. people with best hearts have this last name

he has the last name asomaning! she must be wealthy in future

by 6880972358 October 2, 2021

AshManVR

One of the best funny and not cringy gorilla tag content creator

AshManVR Is so funny!!!

by AshManVR March 20, 2022

Assmunch

Residue left between your ass cheeks when you can’t or don’t wipe you asshole clean

As my boyfriend lance spread my ass cheeks open to toss my salad, he found my bunghole was covered with a lot of dirty smelly assmunch.

by Queefsniffer69 March 31, 2023

assmonkey

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

"What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."

by Joe Daddy October 4, 2002

assmongrel

some one gay or straight who has a fascination with the ass and likes it in there or likes to stick it in there.

Stop bein such an assmongrel

by Derock May 29, 2004

assanova

guy who thinks that he's God's gift to women and a cassanova but when in reality he's an ass

Tonia: Girl did you see Jim strutting his stuff outside the Platinum Gold bar?

Stephanie: Yeah, he thinks he's hot but he's really an assanova!

by btchalorette July 31, 2011