ashscat

ashscat is a tiktok account. they're the best person you can ever meet. they're amazing and im happy that i know them. they are really pretty<3. they deserve all the hugs and kisses. i love them so much and i hope they stay the same forever<3.

Do you know ashscat?
No i don't.
You don't know the best person in the world?

by Kindagaybutnotreally March 26, 2022

Asstatastic

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.

For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it

by D4ve3 December 1, 2022

Musical asshat

To sit on someones Head and fart while they are bent over. also see asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

Bill bent over to pickup a quarter so I gave him a musical asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Backwards asscastle

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.

Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012

Crazy ass cat

Feline house pet that frequently behaves as though completely out of its mind and does wired and funny stuff.

Caramel kept swatting her paws up as if to grab my cigarette even though I'm still petting her. Crazy ass cat!

by CatLady8038 November 3, 2018

Drive-by asshat

To give someone an asshat (sitting on head) while you are randomly walking by them without missing a step.

That guy just gave me a drive-by asshat while I was picking up a penny.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Assiated

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.

"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"

by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005