Archie 

best boyfriend EVER who i (martha) loves so so so so so incredibly much and i always will :3
he is very smart and occasionally helps me with my homework
very sexy

wow archie is such a good boyfriend… most of the time

Archie by shinjieva1 June 15, 2024

Archie 

Fucking Lanky, Brownie Blonde Hair, Undercut/Man bun. Obsessed with football, funny, handsome.

Man- OMG LOOK IT’S ARCHIE THE SLENDERMAN

Slender man meaning tall man

Archie by SLENDERMAN’S BITCH July 1, 2024

Archie 

Archie has a fat dick (15 inches) and calls everyone a gronk.

Archie: “Oh that kid is a gronk and I have a big dick

Archie by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025

Archie 

Archie has a huge dick very fucking long and calls everyone a gronk.

Archie: “Oi that cunt is a gronk! And I have a massive penis!”

Archie by Cayusbianosbuvudv August 1, 2025

Archie 

He has a fat cock

I love Archie fat cock

Archie by hfeuihfiuhtuihgiuhegiuhugr September 1, 2025

Archie

a sigma boy with a large willy.

Archie is a top tier gooner.

Archie by mangomachine December 14, 2025

Archie

A total gay fag who lives for pounding dudes in the ass. Archie will bend over backwards (literally) to stick his dick in some guy’s shitter, but don’t even think about trying to flip the script, he ain’t taking it up his own ass, no way. Strict top energy only.
Also famously known for wanking furiously on any available sofa while everyone else is out. You’ll come home and find crusty stains on the cushions and Archie just chilling there like nothing happened, hand still down his pants.

“Yo, where’s Archie?”
“Probably balls-deep in some twink’s ass or nutting all over your mum’s couch again.”

Archie by dbl0fucko January 23, 2026