The angry dome

A small, transparent and non-soundproof dome fixed on top of the Planet Express building in Futurama. Only ever seen in one scene in one episode, Professor Fansworth (supposedly) often goes in there to let off some steam. A truly pointless invention.

"If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome."

by John Q Moron May 5, 2004

angrification

The process of inducing anger into a situation or person.

Increasing the amount of anger.

The sheer amount of angrification from shouting out "LALA-DOODOO" aloud is enough to make a sane man go insane.

The level of angrification in regards to child-proof medicine bottles for adults is off the charts.

by gerbick February 7, 2006

Angry Turds

The act of playing the popular game Angry Birds while taking a shit. This phenomena occurs because this game is so addicting that it takes precedence over other activities and causes the person playing to play while doing other tasks, such as eating, shitting, or watching tv.

Bryan: Do you hear that? Sounds like birds coming from the bathroom.
Tom: Oh, it must be Alex playing angry turds again.

by Kingthedestroyer February 21, 2011

ARF (Angry Resting Face)

Term used to describe the angry-looking facial expression that one instinctively makes when s/he is resting, zoned out, or not actively engaged in a conversation. Someone with an angry resting face may be unfairly perceived as cold or aloof. An effective remedy for an ARF is to learn to "smile with your eyes."

"That Alison looks like such a bitch."
"Nah dude, she just has an ARF (Angry Resting Face). Girl's gotta work on that."

by Eddy 3094A September 30, 2012

andruw jones

Legendary outfielder for the atlanta braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.

Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')

Now we know why Andruw Jones is always smiling, it's all that lesbian action.

by atl princess April 24, 2005

Angry Sex

the act that comes after a couple makes up after a fight and one or both of them are still secretly pissed about it and the remaining aggression is taken out by a physical work out of the genitals

yeah dude im still pissed she cheated on me but i was horny and angry sex the only thing i could get on such short notice.

by way March 21, 2005

Angry Gav

Angry Gav, is a bloke widely known for having a small penis, that when erect angry is said to resemble a small hotdog or in this case a sav (saveloy maximum length of 4cm)
A guy with a mini man sausage, seldom having enough length or girth to touch cloth/the front of his undies & one who almost certainly sits down to piss.

A penis is usually referred to as a schlong, dong, cock but in Angry Gavs case it would certainly be called a shlort because if it was landed on a fishing hook would definitely get thrown back.

An uncircumcised Angry Gav is said to resemble an undersized pig in a blanket puff pastry.

Gav once drunkenly whipped out his schlort in front of everyone but no one noticed as they mistook his schlort for some curly pasta & kept on eating their meals.

Angry Gav is a top bloke, the best of blokes in fact & one who is great to go fishing with as you're guaranteed to get a bite from this bloke every time, whether on the water or on land almost always followed by an exasperated statement of "oh fuck off"

Did you hear that guy, beating his chest over his 'massive' meat wand, apparently his pecker wouldn't be bigger than a mini sav, he is a total Angry Gav.

by bernie39 June 25, 2017