onion ass

n. an ass so nice it makes you want to cry; see also onion booty

Did you see the onion ass on that hottie? Damn!!!

by joe rockhead February 1, 2005

The Onion Ring

When you sprinkle bread crumbs on a sweaty asshole and then you proceed to fuck them in the ass. The result is the scent of onion rings coming from the asshole.

Last night, my girlfriend asked me if I would like to do the onion ring!

by Ceez Usmc April 20, 2009

onion fart

A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.

Gross! Sammy just let out an onion fart!

by Shawn B. June 27, 2003

peel the onion

1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.

Antonym: stab it with a paring knife

Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.

by ldmtwo November 24, 2013

Onion Buns

The most beautiful ass known to mankind. So nice that it will in fact make a grown man cry.

When i saw them onion buns it brought a tear to my eye.

by JRod H. February 7, 2007

Raw Onion

(noun) -A slang term for an older, well used, filthy fuck-hole on an angry bitch from the South. It derives from two parts. 1) Raw. A cunt hole stretched to the point of bleeding. and 2) Onion. The fermented fish-filth that waters your eyes like an onion.

Gertrude is a bitch living in the South. Upon masturbating with a lumber 2x4 and shoving it into her bleeding, cavernous cuntmuffin, the lumber warped and immediately turned brown. Jerry, her fucked in the head hillbilly neighbor, caught a quick glimpse of her disgusting Raw Onion and began to vomit.

by MarkaLisa2910 January 22, 2015

Respect the onion.

This term was coined on the website, Fanpop. A user had meant to say "opinion" but typed onion instead in a question posted. This started a chain reaction of jokes about respecting the onion, pissing the user off!
Use this term whenever the word opinion comes into a discussion. It will succeed at both confusing and angering the person you say it to. It also helps if you shout it repeatedly.

Person A: I hate the color pink!
Person B: STFU!! Pink is awesome!
Person A: Hey! Respect my opinon!
Person B: F*ck your onion!
Person A: HEY! "Respect the onion."

by Trainofdoom October 31, 2011