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Fuck America

What Hawaiians say everytime they are reminded that their Nation was illegally overthrown by a country who had many treaties of friendship, trade, travel and commerce, and who formally recognized it's independence as a Sovereign Nation among the family of nations, yet continued to annex Hawaii while not even remotely concerned about the people, land and the culture they would destroy, just to have a military presence in the Pacific. Do a search for the illegal overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii if you don't believe me.
Another Sacred burial site destroyed due to military expansion. "Fuck america!"

Another Hawaiian family evicted, forced to live on the beach. "Fuck america!"

Selling land that doesn't belong to you. "Fuck america!"

When the americans first took over, they banned our own language in schools and used to physically discipline Hawaiians for speaking their own language. "Fuck america!"

Need I say more?
by Keliiaumoana July 20, 2007
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Great American Race

A tournament which includes teams of 3, a 30 case of beer, an 1/8 of weed, a large pizza, and a 500 piece puzzle. First team to finish all 4 wins!

It is important that all supplies are from the same place
i.e pizza from the same hut
weed from the same dealer
same brand of beer
same puzzle
otherwise others might have an unfair advantage.

All team members must start attempting to finish all obstacles at the same time. For instance, you cannot finish the puzzle then start drinking. Or have one team member focus on smoking and another on eating.

Have fun!!
I'm competeting in the Great American Race tonight. If I die, tell my mother I love her.
by magatron February 9, 2009
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American Dream

the ideal American life as fed by the media; 2.3 children, white picket fences surrounding a split-level house with a dog and a cat, and a station wagon or a minivan to take the kids to sports practice; impossible by its' nature
"The reason it's called the American Dream is you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin
by Shawn E. April 26, 2003
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Americancer

The aspect of the United States in which giant greedy cut-throat corporations and/or corrupted politicians will do anything and everything they can to attain more power and money.
"President Bush's corruption just aids in the spread of the Americancer!"
by BasementDeathcamp January 27, 2008
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auditing america

A Youtuber with approximately 100K subscribers who films various, seemingly random locations on the grounds of the 1st Amendment. Despite claiming a thorough understanding of United States law, he frequently states misinformation, deletes comments contradicting him, and blocks users who expose him. Furthermore, he lacks any press credentials or any other qualification to back his claim of being a member of the press.
by TheHonestCalifornian November 7, 2019
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america's hat

Canada. It's America's Hat.
Canada is America's Hat
by veggiechick January 15, 2008
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American Beauty

An extremely good, well-made, and thought-provokeing movie, starring one of the most talented modern actors, Kevin Spacey.

It follows the last few months of the life of Lester Burnam, as he leads a one-man crusade to save himself from the monotony of every day suburban life.
"I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday."
by TrippleZero August 5, 2005
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