nerd alert

when a nerd is coming ur way!

nerd alert

by gretchen August 31, 2003

Amber Alert

The act of dedicating in bed and blaming it on the dog

Omg I woke up and you totally pulled an amber alert, nuh uhh it was the dog

by Maxwell P. Thurstington April 27, 2022

skirt alert

yelled out when there is a sudden cyclone surrounding u and ur skirt goes up to show "the only knickers left" for all to see.it warns the other skirted females or transexuals
around u

breeze.."skirt alert!"

by Angie G April 29, 2002

Redd Alert

Canadian gang started in Edmonton, Alberta
spreaded, Was very powerful in Regina Saskatchewan before half of em got locked up and the rest of them switched to rival gangs, but not the true soldiers, they stayed loyal to the Redd

Rival Gangs : Native Syndicate(AKA NS), Natives Looking to get Payed(AKA NL)

Current Allies: Indian Posse(AKA IP), Native Syndicate Killers(AKA NSK)

Dickface: Yo bitch wtf did u just flash me?
Afroman: 100% REDD 200% ALERT FOREVER DOIN DIRT REDD TILL WE DEAD, Redd Alert BITCH

by Suspenders wit a fro March 5, 2009

Yellow Alert

A warning issued when a co-worker has been observed not washing his or her hands after urinating.

Bob: Don't eat the candies next to Ed's desk.

Rob: Why not?

Bob: Al put the yellow alert on him.

Rob: Ah dude... that's gross!

by vmx December 11, 2009

life-alert

a really old lady

"granny next door is a total life-alert."

by nateeeboo December 31, 2009

Herp Alert

A female, primarily in her late teens to early twenties, that has been with so many dudes that you know she has herpes just by looking at her. There are also undefined smells that come along with these looks that further verify the outbreak.

Man, she was totally on herp alert, I smelled her getting undressed

by hanofx May 18, 2011