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Albert Wesker

Badass villain from the Resident Evil series who wears sunglasses all the time and bitchslapped Claire Redfield. Wanted complete global saturation.
*Albert Wesker bitch slaps Claire Redfield* Ooh, Wesker knows how to treat the ladies!
by DAT-ASS January 17, 2013
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Brocket, Alberta

Brocket is a town in southern Alberta located on the Highway 3, between Pincher Creek and Fort Macleod. It is the main community on the Peigan reserve.
Full blooded Native from Brocket, Alberta calls brocket 99 radio station pure genious.
by brian red crow August 17, 2006
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Albert Hammond jr.

Albert Hammond jr. plays lead and rythm guitar in (i'll try not to be too subjective here) the absoloute BEST and revolutionary band in the world, The Strokes. Albert was sent to the elite boarding school "Institut Le Rosey" at 13, where he was lucky enough to stumble accross the sexiest man alive and fellow Stroker Julian Casablancas ( see Julian Casablancas). Albert is probably one of the best dressed men i have ever seen, and enjoys wearing formal suits, usually a different one for each show. He holds the guitar in a high horizontal position, and this in conjunction with his affro mimics sexual intercourse to screaming fans alike.
Albert Hammond jr. your hair is a god in the form of an affro.
by SophXxx August 13, 2006
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Albert

Albert

adjective.

1. having beauty; possessing qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc.; delighting the senses or mind
2. excellent of its kind
example 1:
Albert: Maybe I'm too bougie, but I just need better candles than these.

example 2:
Shruti: Construction workers work here. Very Albert.
by nirvana1221 August 27, 2020
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Albert

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by Santa Nugg December 5, 2018
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albertsons

Lady: "Your store sucks & this bread was supposed to be 3 for a dollar not 2 for a dollar!"
Us: "You're so totally right ma'am. Please wait here while I smash myself in the nuts for you and while we're at it get one of my other employees to go check to see if you're right so we can save you those 33 cents that you oh so need."
by Steven H. May 31, 2005
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Albertmketv

A snitch ass nigga with a shitty YouTube channel
That Albertmketv nigga a whole bitch
by Misterjack13 January 23, 2020
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