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Albert Hammond jr.

Propernoun
(Al-bert--Ha-mmond)
Rythm guitarist for the New York rock group and my personal favorite band, The Strokes. Has pouffy 70's afro hair, brown eyes(i think) and sometimes a small unshaven beard.
His father is also a famous musician.
I threw my 'fro pick at my friend in rage when Albert Hammond Jr. walked by and it accidentally got stuck in his hair with out him noticing. How awsome is that shit!?
by Blode & Food October 31, 2005
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Albert Wesker

The muthafucka that is hard as hell to kill on Resident Evil 5.
"Ive been playing this level all fucking day and I still can beat Albert Wesker!!"
by DezzT February 25, 2010
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Albert Fish

One of the most disturbing serial killers in history. This seemingly harmless, grandfatherly old man was a deranged child rapist and cannibal.
He was one of very few sadomasochistic serial killers and enjoyed receiving pain as much as inflicting it. He was also a religious zealot.

He attacked and raped numerous children and bragged that he'd "had children in every state". Most of his victims were handicapped or black children, easy targets.
He was convicted of torturing and murdering four-year-old Billy Gaffney and ten-year-old Grace Budd, both of whom he cannibalized. He was connected to three other murders and hundreds of rapes.
His downfall began when he sent a letter to Grace Budd's grieving parents, bragging about what he did to Gracie.
Albert Fish: noun, a psychopathic pervert who likes torturing, raping and murdering children and then eating their flesh. A flesh-and-blood embodiment of fairy tale monsters, a la "Hansel and Gretel"; a seemingly kind, benevolent elder who offers a child candy and turns out to be a cannibal.

In short, a legitimate reason for children not to talk to strangers.
by Lorelili April 8, 2010
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Albatraoz

A confident person with great stamina and perseverance.
Don't be a mouse, be an albatraoz.
by fakedefinition February 24, 2015
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Alborz

Alborz is the last remaining creature from the Alborian tribe, After the Alborian's were wipped out by the girrafes after he escaped the majestic Alborz now spends most of his time smoking pot or being an Alborz.
OMG did you see that! I think it's the legendary Alborz!
by The Alborian watcher October 24, 2011
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love albatross

A person with an huge sexual appetite combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite sex. Normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross's huge wingspan. First coined in 'Bottom' starring Ade Edmondson and Rik Mayall.
Take me now baby, I'm a love albatross.
by The Strut September 29, 2004
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