Posing in front of airport security

Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!

Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario

by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021

Airport

When two legs (or one for amputee Beauty acceptance) are straight up in the air leaving a view of the "landing strip" or taint.

I have to check out the airport before I land anything there.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

airport dropoff

When a person defecates in a public place and nobody notices.

Did you hear that Mike did an airport dropoff in a plant pot at last night's work event?

by Billy Bamboom January 20, 2023

airport whore

a fat woman who sucks dick at airports

!define airport whore

by jabbathehutmut December 24, 2022

Airport Jungle Juice

The liquid from the reservoir in the liquid dump before TSA in American airports.

“That airport jungle juice made me hear colours last night.”

by ._etheria_. March 27, 2025

Airport Buzz

The level of buzzed you get when the drinks are too goddamn expensive but your flight’s been delayed 6 hours.

I’ve only got about three shots of vodka left... guess I’m just going to have an airport buzz tonight.

by MandaPanda88 January 21, 2020

Airportation

Airplane transportation.

“Does the all-inclusive package include airportation”

by Mimi24b March 28, 2024