Tennessee Airport layover

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.

I hear people always bragging about how tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging

by FJB FKH November 6, 2022

crushing the airport

while waiting in the airport, you invite custodial workers to come watch the World Cup with you on your laptop

“Dude I am so crushing the airport right now.”

by gibgub November 27, 2022

crushing the airport

when you are waiting in the airport, and you invite custodial workers to watch the World Cup with you on your laptop

“Dude I am totally crushing the airport right now.”

by gibgub November 27, 2022

Airport

Juice WRLD’s Kryptonite.

Our flight leaves in an hour! Get in the car so we can head to the airport!

by Tarantino September 21, 2022

Posing in front of airport security

Get rid of these stupid ads and replace them with some better content before we all get hooked, and that includes the bunches of links to the boomer dating sites run by catfishing dunces. We don’t need to know about Drake and Pusha T’s relationship, Julie Warner’s graphic arsenal, or the dirty tricks the King of Norway has up his sleeve. We definitely don’t need to see Obama’s mansion be stolen by Mr. Beast either!

Posing in front of airport security proves that you have no soul and should be eaten by the elder dragon from Super Mario

by MrWhomstDVe December 31, 2021

At the airport, getting my family from Boston

Banging your boyfriend while watching planes fly

Cmon Amanda, we all know what “At the airport, getting my family from Boston” means.

by Mopballs February 24, 2022

Airport Belly

"Airport Belly" - adj, the feeling of anticipation and nerves you get before boarding an airplane to going on holiday, similar nerves when starting a new job, or going for an interview.

Amy - im really nervous about starting my new job tomorrow!

Gordon - you got a bad case of Airport Belly!!

John - im going to have to have a couple of pints before we board the plane to on holiday!

Sarah - its all the excitement its giving you Airport Belly

by TheChipMeister September 22, 2025