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kez affect

when kez says, its looking good and shit goes very wrong within 5 mins
Kez said 'This partnership could be huge for us' , after 3 balls, Stokes went out, Kez Affect in full force
by Raj718 March 4, 2021
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Squad affect

The act of disliking a person/thing just because your squad doesn't...
"My friends don't like you so I don't"... Squad affect
by ALMIGHTEE_C October 1, 2014
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smolder affect

The state of being mind blowingly awe shocked after receiving a smolder ,once affected sex with the person who exposes you to it occurs and in extremely rare occasions sex does not occur
Bruh all these bitches be under my smolder affect cuz they all want this dick
by Keeping it simple March 15, 2016
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Affected

Someone who looks haggered from a life time of drugs
"What's up with angela?!"
"Ah mate she found a dealer who does 2 for 50"
"Oh right yeah thought she was looking #affected"
by CherryBakewell July 13, 2019
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The olatunji affect

Bait your fans into thinking something you have made is "sick" And make close relatives react to it. Causing many people to get excited until it's finally released and is trash
The olatunji affect is a prime example on why YouTube has gone to shit
by @urmomfagXD April 19, 2018
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aggravated affection

Where you are majorly irritated/upset about the naively-stupid action of someone whom you love to death, and so instead of hollering at him, you merely grab him in an aggressively-strong bear-hug and plant a hard smacking kiss on his mouth, then ears-smokingly shove him out of your way and storm off to correct whatever fiasco that he created by his well-meaning-but-horrendously-inappropriate actions caused, such as misusing soap/detergent, oil, water, etc. so that it ruined/soiled something that wasn't supposed to have contact with said fluid. Classic example: where Estelle Getty uses assorted household chemicals and warm water to launder Sylvester Stallone's service-pistol --- and in so doing washes all the bluing off --- in the comedy-farce, "Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!"
I sometimes get really exasperated with my wife when she tries to repair or clean/tidy up my stuff, not realizing that some of the items cannot be processed or handled in an "everyday" manner. I know that she always means well, though, of course, so after she plaintively informs me that she was "just trying to help", I always use aggravated affection to deflect/diffuse my fury... I just near-crushingly squeeze her in a major massive "noisy" lip-lock (i.e., "Oh --- MMMMMMMMWUH!!!") before fumingly stomping off to try to undo whatever disaster she caused... hey, it ain't HER fault if she doesn't realize that you don't use Windex to clean a desk-phone!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
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Lin Affect

Pretend like you are going to cut a player from your basketball team. Hopefully, said player will be motivated to score 20+ points a game.
Person 1: Did you cut that new guy?

Person 2: No, I'm hoping the Lin Affect will kick in soon.
by Bnindo1231 April 8, 2012
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