avocado baby

Typically a male under 20 who still acts as if he is twelve and wants to be back at his mums breast.
No general interest in sex, again the mum thing.
Dresses like his mum dressed him.
Doesn't wash much.
Strange religious beliefs that just don't ring true somehow.

I had the WORST blind date, he was such an avocado baby, he didn't eat anything, and ordered tap water!!!

by mr tonyharrison July 27, 2009

Avocado

A person who has a fully functional car but for whatever reason is unable to drive it.

"Maybe we could borrow Philippa's car, she's an avocado since that breath test incident"
"One more speeding ticket and I'm an avocado"
"He can't drive, but he does avocado"

by Mo Faux October 27, 2017

Cutting the Avocado

1) Masturbating
2) The act of asking a male or female to a formal dance.

1) "idk man I just gotta cut the avocado tonight."
2) Billy is cutting the avocado to Jamie for prom in 7th period!"

by ILoveLamp22 July 15, 2016

The slippery avocado

A lesbian sex thing

Last night the girls did the slippery avocado

by Pseugay July 23, 2017

Avocado Toast Syndrome

Avocado Toast Syndrome: Complaining about the lack of $$ as you buy your daily avocado toast from some faux coffee shop cafe that gets their beans from the same supplier as Dunkin Donuts, while tapping out on your Visa.

"I can't afford to live in NYC anymore, the cost of everything is just killing me!"
"Bruh, you got Avocado Toast Syndrome! Are those avocados organic?"

by MyNameIsGeorgeStone October 21, 2022

Avocado

This word is another meaning of *FIT*-*PENG*-*BUFF*-*CHONG*
This word has been specially designed for the young people out their to use. Everyone uses it at my school, we all decided to put it up on the Urban Dictionary, Why dont you try using it, and give it a go! :-)

OMG! Blud, that chick is well Avocado init blud!

by Robin Banks May 3, 2008

avocado davra

makes an avocado appear out of thin air (not invented-YET!)

avocado davra

by HI PEOPLES March 29, 2017