lochaber axe

1. A medieval battle axe originating from the Scottish Highlands. The axe was used to pull down armored cavalry and allow the user to then killed the dismounted soldier. The axe itself usually has a hook on the end to allow the user to grab and pull down the armored soldier more efficiently.

2. A axe-themed variation of the traditional halberd. The lochaber has several variations ranging from a spear-like shape to something closely resembling as axe.

3. Something meant to wreck your shite!
Hey is that a lochaber axe?
Yep.
What you going to do with it.
Kill the enemy.
by wolfregis April 21, 2015
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axing the weasel

Pauly Shore is the lingustic genuis who brought us "axing the weasel." It is a reference to masturbation, a violent form of masturbation. Like Pauly Shore's short-lived film career the phrase doesn't exactly make sense.
When I'm horny and angry at my penis, I pop in "Encino Man" and start axing the weasel.
by CSM April 24, 2005
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axe about it

common mispronounciation by rap and hip-hop musicians of the 3 words "ask about it"
Nigga axe about it, nigga axe about it, nigga axe about it.
by Ch_ill September 14, 2006
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Birthday Axe

A common practice used to continuously eliminate unwanted social media connections. When a complete stranger or frenemy celebrates a birthday, the user opts to remove that individual as a friend. The rationale is relatively simple: if a person does not care enough to offer well-wishes on another person's birthday, the two probably should not be friends anyway.

It is important to note that the Birthday Axe is not to be used by the ACTUAL birthday celebrant. If someone failed to acknowledge your birthday, you need to get over it, Little Pussy Bitch.
Person A: Dude, didn't you used to have like a million Facebook friends?

Person B: Yeah, but I birthday axed like 70 random people in October alone. It felt good doing it, too.
by The State of Affairs October 27, 2011
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Axe Murderer

1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".
1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"
by FL910 August 17, 2009
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axe wound

the vagina
when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound
by John December 26, 2002
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Axe God

by Tzameti April 09, 2009
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