Got the whole tree up your ass

Much like the definition of “stick up your ass,” this is used to describe a strict person - however, this version describes it to a rather extreme extent.

You people never let me do anything I want! Forget the stick... you’ve got the whole tree up your ass!

by BomberJacknut January 27, 2020

Dig up my ass

An expression used in place of screw off,.

By the end of the night, Thomas had enough of the rude woman and proclaimed suddenly "Go dig up my ass, bitch!"

by KKZKKSKSKKSKSKSKK December 29, 2016

fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

by hornyaf December 28, 2014

up the ass

a way of sayin butt sex

lsdf

by sdf June 1, 2003

Up Her Ass

To become so cativated by another individual that you ignore all common sense, reasoning or rules.

She had his head up her ass so far that he didn't recall his responsibilities he was supposed to care for.

by Romello A-Z January 30, 2012

don't take it up the ass

It's a fucking joke so chill the fuck out. just being honest.

You're really pretty but you're such a fucking hoe.

Don't take it up the ass tho.

by youngsinatraaa22 February 21, 2017