dick and a half

A tool, and very ugly, cocky for no reason too.

TIM IS SUCH A DICK AND A HALF FOR SIGNING OFF ON ME!

by aaaaasherr(: December 23, 2009

one and a half sandwiches

The act of making sandwiches to a fractions. To suffice your and possibly another's hunger.

"Hey teagan...you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and a half sandwiches and give me half!"

by jformo October 28, 2013

1 and a half foot club

2 guys with nine inch cocks

phwwoor mate lets sandwich that bird . yeah we shall put her in the 1 and a half foot club , wey hey

by martin9inch September 21, 2007

14 and a half

A phrase used to interrupt your friends without making them stop what they're saying. A code word for reminder is necessary.

Sara: <telling a long story about whatever>
Ashley: 14 and a half lawn gnome!
Sara: <continues to tell story>

.... a while later

(Either Sara or Ashley): So... 14 and a half lawn gnome.
<then Ashley gets to tell her story.>

by Sadisticgirl February 12, 2008

ASS AND A HALF

ASS AND A HALF MEANS THAT YOU ARE NOT ONLY AN ASS BUT AN ASS AND A HALF

ass and a half means that you are not only an ass but an ass and a half

geez gloria ur an ass and a half

by AL3XXX April 7, 2007

A bitch and a half

A Woman and her Twin Midget Sister lol

Pitty & Bitty are both alike when ther being mean isnt that A bitch and a half

by Ru420baked December 12, 2006

shit and a half!

res gestae exclaimation

An automobile appears out of nowhere. you hit your breaks."SHIT AND A HAlF!"

by J E Walker April 28, 2003