Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

Alcoholist

Much different than an Alcoholic. Alcoholists do not have a dependency on alcohol. They merely enjoy drinking large amounts of alcohol to reach that "happy place", which usually means blacking out and trying to figure out what the hell happened last night.

Dude I'm not alcoholic. I'm an alcoholist.

All alcoholists have a a flask full of Jägermeister and red bull to have an instant Jäger bomb.

by whitie1234 August 30, 2010

alcobulemia

A condition that occurs after a night of consuming cheap booze and food until you purge.

Wendy had alcobulemia after too many schlitz malt liquors and rap snacks.

by bobaloo August 25, 2004

alcohavoc

The often life-altering emotional, physical and/or psychological carnage of a particularly horrible alcoholic binge.

Chris woke up with a massive hangover, and after taking a look around her apartment, realized she had created some pretty serious alcohavoc last night.

Some good examples of alcohavoc: wrecking your car, wrecking your apartment, wrecking your relationship, losing your wallet and/or your keys, landing in jail

by d2squared November 28, 2007

alcobrawlic

one who routinely proceeds in getting hammered, then picking a fight with the nearest person/object in reach.

if you ever drink with joe, then make sure you hide anything valuable and wear a suit of armor because he is a straight up alcobrawlic.

by tehGrincH December 16, 2008

alcoholair

Place used to drink and get wasted, preferably a friend's house, apartment or basement. Can be referred as a drinking headquarter.

We'll meet at 9:00 at Carl's alcoholair.


"See you at my alcoholair tomorrow night!"

by Ingdavs December 26, 2008

Alcohalt

When someone passes up a drink in order to appease a relationship partner

I don’t care if Brian thinks that drinking before noon on a Sunday is sacrilegious. The Sauvignon Blanc sounds good to me and I’m not going to alcohalt just to impress him.

Remember how much Debbie loved vodka and could drink us all under the table? Well, since she married that stuffy teetotaler, she had to alcohalt.

by Ivana Margarita January 22, 2010