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tell me a joke

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never say this to me. nevver!
"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"
by Krkič December 11, 2019
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make me a sammich bitch mentality
The state of mind that a wife-beater or otherwise angry male house inhabitant tends to dwell in. This state of mind often takes physical forms outside of a simple mentality. When one is in said state, a fury of bitch slaps and most often angry demanding remarks are hellishly unleashed onto ones life partner. Phrases such as "DON'T YOU SPEAK WOMAN!", "SHUT UP AND GET ME A BEER!", or, more commonly, "MAKE ME A SAMMICH BITCH!" are shouted at said life partner. Users of the MMASBM can commonly be described as fat, sweaty with the distinct stench of beer, stale cigarettes, and microwaveable dinners. Sometimes heavy Texan or otherwise bumfuck amuurhican accents are attributed to such individuals. Although the "Make Me a Sammich Bitch" mentality is a common and natural male process, it is frowned upon in most northern states and all of Canada. In today's world, it is not recommended for use, as the female component of the mentality may end up with 50% of your life, and both testicles.
guy 1: "so I heard Cletus has been in a make me a sammich bitch mentality lately"
guy 2: "yeah he threw his beer at his woman and told her to make him a sammich"
guy 1: "she must have been giving him lip"
by Carson Myers March 3, 2007
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a mi me gustan mayores

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Spanish for I like them (girls) older
a mi me gustan mayores
by MindsEyeTHPS June 9, 2018
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V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.
"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."
by mostcallmeclark December 7, 2013
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giving me a Monica

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Receiving head from a girl in the fashion of Monica Lewinsky.
Getting a blowjob from a girl.
"Friday night I went to this club, met this chick, and 10 minutes later she was giving me a Monica in my car."
by sinful_saint September 17, 2014
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give me a fan

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Yah bro she was gonna give me a fan last night.
by Need for speed weed July 5, 2017
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1. In Buddhism building a hut for someone is as bad as asking for sexual favours.
'Gurlllll build me a hut tonight ;)'
by Eloiseycheesy September 12, 2017
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