Fuzz Bandit

A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".

Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.

Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.

See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
by Yasmin Mitchell August 22, 2019
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mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.
sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can
by Alfredo X October 28, 2010
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Fuzz-yucky

Referring to a Random piece of lint found on your person, preferably mixed with trash wrappers garbage etc... Fuzz + Yucky.
Dude I think I have some change in my pocket, eww wtf is that stuck to it?!?!? umm yeah its Fuzz-yucky of course.
by Corndoget May 04, 2011
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Fuzz Buzz

Common in the hunting community, Fuzz Buzz refers to the hype around when Deer have yet to shed the "velvet" from their antlers.
The Fuzz Buzz is real this year, I can't wait to get out in the woods.
by Baultman72 June 18, 2020
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Fuzzed up

When you're so pissed your hair stands up, kinda like a cat.
by Kitty Toes May 26, 2017
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diddley fuzz

The police, the po po, the cops, the 5-0,
"Yo that diddley fuzz was trippin' when he saw me ballin' and blazin' in the '64.
by Andrew Eaton November 07, 2006
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Butt Fuzz

Two girls conversing about the two dudes they did that night:
Chick 1:"Oh my god that dude had soo much Butt Fuzz"
Chick 2:"What?! that's disgusting! mine shaved his!"
by Spwan September 13, 2008
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