a type of masturbation where you use your non-dominant hand (for example: if you're a righty you would use your left hand) to grasp your penis with your hand reversed so your thumb is facing your body (basically the opposite way you would usually hold it) and you gobble like a turkey while you masturbate.
Man #1: What is your favorite method of masturbation?
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.
Man #2: I like to do the stranger, what about you?
Man #1: I prefer the turkey.
Man #2: I forgot about that one! Nevermind I want to change my answer to the turkey!
Man #1: Well done my friend.
by spaceNUGGETS January 17, 2010
by Seizuringturkey January 20, 2019
by Swanky September 17, 2018
I don't know but your great and you've got a sexy grandma and my friend told me to make a definition so say this to potatoes
You're a turkei
by Around Stocks and bonds April 16, 2017
When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 05, 2020
A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.
"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)
by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020
A cousin to the “turkey neck,” this is an even sadder part of aging in which a person’s taint sags and just hangs there like meat curtains.
Tara: I think I might go down on that old guy later and give him a “rusty trombone.”
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!
Jennifer: Okay, but just remember— don’t choke or suffocate on his turkey taint!
by Epididymitis March 04, 2019