Chris Reed

Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says

Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible

by Rattusman June 22, 2020

reed wiesman

A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book

I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.

by Gavdong November 08, 2017

Charlie Reed

A rare sight of a girl who's fun to be around and who's also not a bitch

Charlie Reed is alright I guess

by lovelaceguy February 18, 2019

Bill Reed

A pervy dude that rubs his beard on to you so you get tickled.

Mr Pruner was bill reed to bradys hair.

by Gotten.com March 01, 2022

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Dirty Reed

When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.

My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.

by Dr0pTh3M1k3 January 08, 2022

Sneaky Reed

For one to slap a bitch, then end up self afflicting a black eye.

"Ahhh shit Sneaky Reed.... you slaped that bitch again... didn't you?"

by Bovice BoBo November 24, 2008