A NASCAR driver hated by its core fan base for being articulate, good-looking, talented, tolerant of minorities, better than Dale Earnhardt. Jr (see Redneck Jesus), and the man most often used to market NASCAR outside of the Confederacy.
by JohnJF February 17, 2008
Get the Jeff Gordonmug. The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.
by Joe C March 29, 2005
Get the jeff gordonmug. by Fernando Valenzuela November 17, 2011
Get the Jeff Gordonsmug. by Camille February 21, 2005
Get the Gordon Moakesmug. Gordon freeman from hlvrai's (halflife but the ai are selfaware) nickname from a liked character Benrey.
by mil0peeboy December 4, 2020
Get the gordon feetmanmug. The Gordon Effect is the Karl effect but changed for Gordon Evans. If a teacher asked what the “Gordon Effect” is, students must respond that it is something related to basketball. But really, it describes someone who is zesty af.
by Sybillol May 15, 2023
Get the The Gordon Effectmug. Dirty Gordon: the act of being shot out of a canon, while on 100mg of Viagra and holding a SEGA Genesis, at a large herd of elderly goats, for sexual gratification.
by asfhuahofi May 5, 2022
Get the dirty gordonmug.