Tete-a-dick

When two friends have a private and meaningful conversation about a dick encounter. This is similar to a tete-a-tete but solely about dick.

Sally, I had sex with Steve last night and I need to have a tete-a-dick with you.

by Linzer91 February 3, 2019

what is sucking a dick

Sucking a dick consists of three or more head bobs , slight fondling of the balls, and tongue play. Cumshot is optional.

My friend asked me what is sucking a dick.

by YdarbWorrom April 23, 2017

Eat a dick glazed in shit

An exclamation of anger or disgust.

Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.

Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!

I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.

by RedPhalkon March 26, 2011

Eat a Dick

Eat a Dick, a term either used for a number of reasons.
1. As a joke
2. Towards somebody you dislike
3. Used when you just cbf to listen

1. "URGH Im starving"
"haha eat a dick"
2. "Seriously man, eat a dick you have no friends"
3. "hey man wats goin on?"
"Eat a dick!! thats wats goin on"

by supermajic September 17, 2005

have the eyes like a dick hole

This French expression means that you are so tired that you can not open your eyes and they look as small as the hole on the tip of the penis.

Bryan and I will party so much this week end that we will have the eyes like a dick hole on Monday morning!

I wonder what you did yesterday night, you have the eyes like a dick hole today?

Stop drinking, you start to have the eyes like a dick hole...

by Stephanie37 July 5, 2008

You're a dick

Typically used when describing a person bearing the name Tony,

Most often used when a Tony does something stupid, lame, funny or really if a Tony does anything,

You're a dick can (granted a Tony is not around) can also be used to describe a Duke.

Tony: is that brick welded to that pole?

Everyone: Tony you're a dick.

Tony: I Painted my car dash again....
Everyone: you're a dick.

Tony: sthe sthells sthea sthells bthy the sthea sthore.
Everyone: your a dick..

Duke: arrrrrrgggggghhhhhh
Everyone: you're a dick

by Not jordii November 20, 2020

piss on a dick

I've done it before

Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt

Bystander: I've piss on a dick

by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017