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cockroach

In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.
Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 7, 2021
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Cockroach Pudding

When a Person has sex with Cockroaches, and/or gets Creampied by a Cockroach.
Person 1: I had some cockroach pudding last night

Person 2: Fucking kill yourself
by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023
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Cockroaching

Getting cockroached involves a tall male intruding your personal space and aggressively stating his opinions while hovering over you with his meat in a close proximity to your face. It’s man spreading premium. This may be used as an intimidation tactic or a mating call. Watch out for the cockroachers, you never know who they’ll traumatize next!
Gavin said there’s only two political parties and now Cameron is cockroaching him! He climbed over the desks spider monkey style and his meat is all up in Gavins grill. Gavin’s opinions are no more.
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CockRoach

When your significant other is yawning next to you and you shove your flaccid penis in their mouth.
*significant other yawns*

Screams “ CockRoach” and then shoves flaccid penis in significant others mouth.
by BobLeeSwagger76 March 5, 2021
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cockroach

a verb. to cockroach is to sit in the corner and film other people without them knowing
(you're not funny)
1) ya'll better quit cockroaching on me
2) cockroaching like it's my job
by happybunny123 July 4, 2018
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colombian cockroach killer

When you squish a cockroach and use the guts as lube for butt sex
"Drew was amazing! He gave me a Colombian cockroach killer!"
by Tyrone the negro donkey May 21, 2017
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Cockroach

Referring to a guy with a massive nasty cock. They usually have bugs crawling up there and it is very unkept.
by anonymous January 12, 2022
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