spaz monkey

a friend of yours who is either high or retarted. also can be stupid or gay.

Stop calling me at friggin 1 a.m., you fuckin spaz monkey!

by ianill July 20, 2008

spaz munter

Someone who is different, weird or just plain stupid.
It's an insult but in a good way.

"I'm such as Spaz Munter, I just spilt coke over my shirt!"
"Sarah thinks Paul is a Spaz Munter, he's so stupid sometimes!"

by notnatsm February 4, 2004

Spaz

The best motorcross ride ever to b brought onto to this earth

he just did a triple back flip
(what a spaz)

by <<Intel>> June 15, 2004

spaz naught

A mixture of spastic and astronaught meaning a person that has trouble coordinating and who's brain is in 'outer space'.

Tell that 'Spaz Naught' that we don't want to advertise in the Daily Knob Jockey Review!!

by Sea Eagle August 15, 2006

spaz test

There are two (2) ways of testing someone to see if they are a spaz.

1. While the subject is completely unaware of you being about to test their spazzocity, take a candy wrapper (a willy wonka shockerz™ candy wrapper worked well for me) and put it on the side of their neck from behind. If the candy wrapper stays on the subject's neck by their reflexes squishing the candy wrapper between their neck and their shoulder for more than five (5) seconds, they are legally a spaz as declared by the U.S. supreme court of the Spazes United vs. the Mariam Webster's Oxford Dictionary verdict of 2003.

2) Put a pencil on the unsuspecting subject's neck, and if the suject keeps the pencil between his neck and their shoulder in a similar way to the first way, he/she is a spaz.

Ian: When Matthew took the spaz test, he tested positive by a 10 second margin! *sticks candy wrapper on Matthew's shoulder*

Matthew *15 seconds later the candy wrapper falls off*: Phewph! That candy wrapper almost killed me!

by Imaeetufacof April 29, 2007

fart spaz

one who antagonizes other into fighting by being ridiculously dumb like all my friends

all you fart spazs who think you're great need to step down before the pain is unleashed.

by happygoth May 13, 2005

spaz 12

the worlds first semi-auto matic shotgun

in most games that have shotguns in them

by arranpay November 26, 2003