Punishing the Salmon

To have a wank

I hope your grandmother doesn't walk in on me while I'm punishing the salmon.

by Christian A. Holmes January 15, 2009

Salmon truck

Having or planning to have a one night stand. Usually used as a code word.

"Pump those breaks! Salmon truck is hard to stop!"

"I think I'm about to drive the salmon truck."

by On the streets August 19, 2013

Salmon Cowbell

aka Simon Cowell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

Salmon Pants

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.

Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!

by TV News Chick May 09, 2020

salmon trout

Trout (fish) that resembles salmon due to its pink color.

When you are buying salmon don't confuse it with salmon trout as they look very similar.

by kazhami January 01, 2015

Salmon Underwear

Underwear that has been left out for awhile and is getting crusty

Dude, don't touch those panties, they are salmon underwear.

by originalgansta January 22, 2012